REALITY BYTES

Real Chance of Love is another Vh1 production with the “Stallionaires.This is spin-off hybrid of one of their many mindless entertainment series. Real Chance Of Love is about two lonely brothers that couldn’t seem to find true love on past episodes of “I Love New York ” and “I Love Money “.

Real Chance of Love is all about the “Stallionaires”. These two brothers are: The Stallionaires. In this series, Vh1 throws 17 females at Real and Chance. If they can’t make this show work, then they need to go back to the stables.

The Stallionaires are supposed to put these women through the usual hoops every single week and eliminate them down to two. One for each of the Stallionaires.

I just want to see the final two contestant’s faces at the “Real Chance of Love Reunion Show”, after they have finally discovered what it was they really won.

In the end, Vh1’s “Love” themed shows never find love. It’s all about mindless entertainment.

Real and Chance also have real names. Ahmad and Kamal Givens. They both began their celebrity careers within the Vh1 stable of stars. Both brothers were first seen in “I Love New York”.

We will probably remember Kamal, aka “Chance” the best. Chance is the guy that farted directly into Tiffany Pollard’s face. This got Chance eliminated from the series.

A clip from Real Chance of Love. Picking names for the woman is all about the nicknames that will endear these women for life. The nicknames are like tattoos. Once they are named, those names stick forever.

Ahmad, aka “Real” is the real contemplative Stallionare. Real is best known for proposing to Hoopz on “I Love Money”. It was later discovered that Real, was being very real when he proposed to Hoopz. This was a real moment in reality TV. Hoopz did not accept Real’s real proposal, so now Real has a real shot at a real relationship on this Real Chance of Love series. This time, the ball is in Real’s court, with real women contestants all wanting a shot at Real’s heart?

Unfortunately, Real Chance of Love has a few viewers confused and a few others feeling played. Many have wondered if these two Stallionare brothers are for real, or is it just by chance that they both dress up like fake thugs?

In the end, it’s all props and smoke screens. These two guys are only playing themselves in a reality show that is far removed from reality. So, where does this leave Real Chance of Love?

If either Chance or Real end up finding true Love on this series, then pigs will fly, Pink Floyd will reunite for twenty five more years and Sarah Palin will become President of the United States of China in four years.

Vh1 is all about trash reality. You are supposed to suspend your judgments and assumptions, leaving them at the door. Turn on the flat screen, watch the series and believe. It’s more fun that way. It’s a lot like the election campaigns. Are we really expected to believe everything the presidential candidates say? Hmm.. Yes, we are.

In episode one of Real Chance of Love, we got to see the woman. And, what women they are!! Some of these contestants are not too bright, a few are downright nasty, in a stripper sort of way. A few of these women have the looks of stalkers, especially one in particular that has a real thing for Chance. One of these women even wants to party down with both of these Stallionaires.

Real Chance of Love has all of the same formula that has spelled success for Vh1’s past series. Vh1 does not spell it’s success with a capital “S”, like “Big Brother ” or “American Idol” can. Yet, success is sometimes measured out in viewer response, then builds upon the past success of other “like” shows. This seems to be a formula that has been working for Vh1 for quite awhile. At least they are having a lot of fun doing it!

Real Chance of Love, is a another shot in the cortex of our dissatisfaction of life; as we know it. This show will give some of us hope that we can live out our lives vicariously, through Vh1. At least we know what the score is!

Lacey Schwimmer of Dancing With the Stars , just confirmed, she has just been diagnosed with endometriosis . This is the same thing that Julianne Hough was just diagnosed with having, last week . OMG! Could Dancing With the Stars ever lift this insane curse from itself?

Julianne Hough is out of Dancing With the Stars following the removal of her appendix to remedy her endometriosis condition. Where does this leave Lacey Schwimmer? Will she have to take a leave of absence from Dancing With the Stars, too?

The Insider confirmed that Lacey Schwimmer is not feeling very well at all. Ms. Schwimmer began feeling weak and shaky with cramps a few days ago. Her condition is not improving.

When Lacey went to get herself checked out, it was discovered that she has endometriosis; just like her gal pal competitor Julianne! So, what are the odds of that?

Lacey Schwimmer and Lance Bass have also been in the judges top scores, in Dancing With the Stars. Last week, Lance and Lacey pulled off an almost flawless performance that garnered them their best score yet this season.

This season of Dancing With the Stars has had more than it’s share of ailments and physical injuries. Would it hurt anything, to have a witch doctor come into the studio and clear the air?

With Lacey feeling out of sorts with her endometriosis, will this professional dancer still be competing in Dancing With the Stars? Maybe Cloris Leachman could fill in for Lacey, while she gets this problem taken care of.

On Dancing With the Stars last night, Julianne Hough was not present and Cloris Leachman was eliminated from the competition. It was a very event filled week for DWTS.

Sooner, or later Cloris Leachman was going to be eliminated from DWTS . Many are relieved this happened, yet many more are sad to see Cloris leaving this competition. Admittedly, Cloris and Corky hung in through six weeks of eliminations. Not so shabby for an 82 year old wisecracking dame. Had the Dancing With the Stars judge panel been a more determining factor, Ms. Leachman would probably not have lasted the first week of Dancing With the Stars this season.

Cloris is a great comedian and a fearless contender. Every single week, she begged the audience to keep voting for her and Corky. Her crazed antics provided a real comedy relief not often seen in past seasons of Dancing With the Stars.

After being informed that she was eliminated from DWTS, Cloris walked over to the judges panel, thanked them for putting up with her behavior, then sat on the dance floor. When asked how she felt about it all, Cloris smiled then told millions of viewers, she wasn’t leaving. Yes, she was teasing!

Cloris Leachman is going to be as busy as she wants to be, now. A lot of different offers are being thrown at her. Maybe, Cloris could end up with her own show?

Presently, Leachman just finished being a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live , and Good Morning America . Tomorrow, she is going to be on The View, dancing with Corky Ballas .

Then there is Broadway! Originally, Cloris had talked to Mel Brooks about being in his broadway musical, “Young Frankenstein”. Brooks turned her down then, because he felt that Leachman was too old. Just this morning, Mel Brooks has reached out to Cloris and wants her to join the musical! Could this have anything to do with her being in Dancing With the Stars?

Then there is Julianne Hough’s dilemma. Last week, Jullianne had stomach pains that would not go away. It was discovered that Julianne Hough suffers from endometriosis . Julianne Hough was missing from last night’s show, because she had to have her appendix removed earlier in the day.

The plan was, Julianne Hough was going to be out of circulation for one week. The truth is, Julianne won’t be participating on Dancing With the Stars for at least 2 weeks . Edyta, who was partnered with Jeffrey Ross in the beginning of the competition, will be filling in for Julienne Hough as Cody Linley’s dance partner while Julianne recovers.

Last night on Dancing With the Stars , Cloris Leachman stole the night again! Although, there are many fans that watch DWTS to see what Cloris is going to do next, there are also fans of Dancing With the Stars that tune in to watch the real competition.

Last week, Toni Braxton was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars. This was due to the call in votes, for Cloris Leachman to stay in the show. Unfortunately, DWTS is a dance competition. Celebrities are supposed to be eliminated by votes from the judging panel and America’s votes. Whomever falls into getting the lowest of votes, leaves the show. When viewer votes keep Cloris in the show, strictly for entertainment purposes, then this hurts the entire process.

On last night’s Dancing With the Stars, Cloris and Corky Ballas came in with a judges score of 15 points; the lowest of the night. This has happened before with Cloris and Corky and they always stay in the competition because of Cloris Leachman’s antics. Admittedly, she is fearless and hysterically funny.

Carrie Ann, one of the judges on Dancing With the Stars, scolded Ms. Leachman on last night’s show . Cloris might even be embarrassing her professional dance partner Corky Ballas now. Their performance was extremely flawed, due to Ms. Leachman not really learning the routine they had practiced.

The tough nut is, everyone on Dancing With the Stars, loves Cloris. Yet, this 82 year old actress is not keeping up with the others, with practicing the dance routines enough. This past week, Ms. Leachman put forth little effort. It can’t be easy, being 82 and competing in a physical competition as demanding as dancing, against celebrities that are young enough to be your grandkids.

A clip of Cloris and Corky from last night’s performance on Dancing With the Stars.

After Cloris and Corky’s performance, the studio audience cheered Cloris on and booed Carrie Ann for suggesting that Toni Braxton was eliminated last week, because Cloris got the votes for all of the wrong reasons.

The reality is, Cloris Leachman has consistently ranked in the bottom of the judges votes for the last six eliminations. She wins America’s votes because she totally treats the show as some prop for a Mel Brooks movie she is in; and it works!!

Cloris does not mean to offend anyone . She claims, something comes over her and she just kicks into her crazed persona. Well, it has been funny, yet very disruptive to other competitors that have been taking Dancing With the Stars seriously and playing by the rules.

It’s sad that Carrie Ann ended up playing the part of the nasty judge last night. This Dancing With the Stars judge truly loves Cloris, yet her antics are throwing the show off balance every week now and Carrie Ann reacted.

Tonight is the “Results”  night on Dancing With the Stars. Will America finally decide to vote for the celebrities that deserve to stay in the competition, because of their dance routines?

Many are surprised that Cloris Leachman has lasted as long as she has, without being eliminated. Cody Linley is totally floored that Cloris is such a strong competitor . It has also been rumored that Susan Lucci can barely stand it anymore, when Ms. Leachman is not eliminated .

Personally, I have to admit that I can’t wait to see what Cloris is going to do next, whenever Dancing With the Stars comes on. If some network were to give Cloris Leachman her own show, do you think anyone would come?

Julianne Hough went to the hospital last week, right after Dancing With the Stars wrapped up from the “Results” show. Julianne Hough was having a very painful stomach ache. At the time, the doctors attributed her stomach ache as nothing more than that. Unfortunately, Ms. Hough was misdiagnosed.

“Us Magazine ” just reported that Julianne Hough is suffering from endometriosis . This is a condition that is caused by the abnormal growth of tissue, lining the uterus that effects the abdomen area.

Ms. Hough will have minor surgery this week to remove her appendix, to remedy her condition. We can expect Julianne to discuss her leaving Dancing With the Stars, on tonight’s show.

This season of Dancing With the Stars has certainly had it’s share of problems with the dance teams!

Misty May-Treanor had to bow out of Dancing With the Stars just a few short weeks ago, from tearing her achilles tendon that happened during rehearsal.

Cody Linley and Julianne Hough are one of the dance teams on Dancing With the Stars this season, that has consistently been a favorite every week.

Just last week, Cody and Julianne performed the Jitterbug, coming in second place with their rendition of it. They scored 28 points, out of 30 with the judges! This was was their best score yet. Now, with Julianne having to leave the show, where will this leave Cody Linley?

It’s no secret the Maureen McCormick has recently been shopping the talk shows promoting her new book .  McCormick confirmed to “Access Hollywood “, her book “Here’s the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice” will probably become a movie. Most of us will remember McCormick as Marcia Brady, from “The Brady Bunch ” TV show.

Maureen McCormick’s new book is a “tell all” memoir that reveals McCormick’s life as a drug addict and bottomed out child star. McCormick says that she has been contacted to get her story on camera, and although there is no deal in place; McCormick says, the movie will likely happen.

Maureen has in mind Christine Taylor , the star who portrayed Marsha Brady in “The Brady Bunch Movie” as the person to portray her for this project. There could be a couple of snags with Christine Taylor, portraying Maureen McCormick’s early years. “The Brady Bunch Movie” was made more than 12 years ago. Taylor could have a problem playing Marsha, during those early years. This actress is now in her late thirties!

Maureen McCormick’s new book not only covers her years of cocaine addiction, her new book also reveals dates with Michael Jackson and Steve Martin; among others.  McCormick also lets us inside those juicy years on the Brady Bunch.

Needless to say, if Maureen’s autobiographical, “tell all” book is made into a TV - Movie of the Week, then we will be missing a lot of what is inside the book! Hopefully someone like Oliver Stone will take on the project and give it the 3 and a half hour treatment, that it deserves!